Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
Reblogging for the comments
this is the best chain of comments ever. period.
can I be a shareholder?
i swear some of us tumblr users would be the richest people in the world if we ever left our bedroom to tell people about our ideas
There are no words to describe this.
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES OMF
JESUS CHRIST MY BROTHER WALKED IN RIGHT WHEN IT GO T LIKE ALL AJKRGFH AND I JUST
HELP
Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
always reblog
kissyourfuckingsorcereralready:
I haven’t laughed this much in so long. OH MY GOD.
if u scroll past this u have no soul
I HAVE TO DO A PROJECT ON AUSTRIA AND I JUST DID THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON AUSTRALIA
It looks like your grade is going …… down under
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG PLEASE!!!!!!
OK I NEED AS MANY TUMBLR URLS AS POSSIBLE FOR MY ART EXAM! SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG! AND GET AS MANY NOTES AS POSSIBLE SO I CAN USE THEM ALL IN MY EXAM!!!
Ok so I’ve decided to follow every single person who reblogs this by 30th April no matter how many notes! Awawaw I love you guys so much!!
You better post the final project when you’re done too.
